team nasyid baru

baru-baru ini.. ana ada menghubungi abang senior masa sekolah dulu.. sekarang dia sedang menyambung pengajiannya di KIPSAS..alhamdulillah.

katanya, dia dan beberapa orang sahabatnya akan menubuhkan satu kumpulan nasyid di bawah naungan hijjaz records, insya-Allah jika diterima. sekarang ini, proses sedang dijalankan..

nama kump tu skrg Friends tak silap.. hmm.. bgtau abg senior tu.. tak sedap la nama tu..tuka2.. pastu dia ckp nk buh ape nama kump tu nanti ek? ikhwan? hehe...

pa pe pun..smoga brjy buat abg az and group beliau, abg shah.. lg dua org tak igt nm la.. =)

haa.. inilah gambar senior yang ana cakapkan tu.. yang mana satu ek?? hehehe..'biarlah rahsia'

sekarang dalam lab kuim, fsu.. dah lama tak update.. hmm..

rinduuuu lah!

best joke

TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America .
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Balgobin!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher

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assalamualaikum..

hehe.. cakap sensorang lak.

Dah lama tak online sejak dapat title ‘student kuim’ nih.. hmmh.. sebenarnya ni kali ke berapa ntah dah online, Cuma tak sempat (kononnya) nak update blog. Cuma hari ni rasanya perlu update blog, ye la..dah lama sangat post yang terakhir tu..

Kepada viewier, atau surfer atau pengunjung baru di blog ana ni, ana minta maaf jika terdapat sedikit masalah teknikal dan seumpamanya. Dah berkali ana buka di rumah, ok je.. tapi bila ke tempat lain, lagu yang di setkan jadi semacam je.. sekerat2.. lagu yang ana rasa ok di kebanyakkan pc lain (yang sempat ana cuba di lab ms tgh study) adalah Layar Keinsafan-Mestica dan Satu Cinta-Ideal. Lagu pertama Tangisan Rindu-Wildan berapa minit je.. harap maaf. Cubalah di tempat lain nanti, insya-Allah ok.. hehehe..

Surat untuk sahabat2 telah ditulis Cuma..entah bila hendak mengeposnya. Pejabat pos pun tak tahu di mana.. huhu.. ohya, sahabat dari SRI Abim, filzah juga diterima ke kuim, alhamdulillah, sekurang-kurangnya ada jugak ‘member’ di sini. Kalau laila, mesti lagi best, kn?

Masih dalam proses menyesuaikan diri di sini. Haih, macam mana budak yang selalu hingaq, selalu buat bising, riuh kat sekolah jadi pendiam ni?? Hehehe.. musti kawan2 atau ustaz2 tak percaya.. rindu la pulak kat skolah..ustaz.. hihi.. al-insyirah pernah kata. “kat ustaz je ke??” xde la..ustazah @ cikgu perempuan pun rindu jugak sebenarnya..